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Rhine the Hodag
Rhine the Hodag
Rhine the Hodag
Rhine the Hodag
Rhine the Hodag
Rhine the Hodag
Rhine the Hodag
Rhine the Hodag
Rhine the Hodag
Rhine the Hodag
Rhine the Hodag
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Rhine the Hodag

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Sconie Split  : A legendary split featuring a lightly pearlescent fleshy pink shaft and gorgeous green pearlescent balls.



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Total Length 5.0"
6.0"
7.0"
8.0"
9.1"
Usable Length 3.4"
4.2"
4.9" 5.6"
6.4"
Upper Shaft Diameter
1.4"
1.7"
2.0"
2.3"
2.6"
Knot Diameter
1.8"
2.2"
2.6" 3.0"
3.4"
Knot Circumference 5.5"
6.7"
7.9"
9.0"
10.2"

 

Rhine the Hodag - He/Him

After the festival, you and your friends return to the campsite, exhausted from a full day of Hodag-themed events. You finally made it to the yearly event celebrating your favorite cryptid and it was everything you had hoped it to be.

Well, almost everything.

After your friends fall asleep, you decide to go out and search for the mythical creature. Had it really just been a hoax all those years ago, or was the Hodag really wandering the woods around Rhinelander, Wisconsin? The cold air, thick with the scent of pine and damp earth, chills you as you embark on your quest. You scan the dense underbrush of the woods with a mix of skepticism and hope. An hour into searching, you hear a low, guttural chuckle echo from the forest around you. Your heart skips a beat, but then makes up for it by racing afterward. You shine your flashlight into the darkness, hoping to see anything that could explain the noise you just heard, but there is nothing. Maybe it was all in your head. 

Just as you are about to give up and return to camp, you feel a single cold claw-like finger tap your shoulder and brush against your neck. The blood drains from your face as you quickly turn around to face whatever just touched you. However, there is nothing there.

That's when you hear that chuckle again, but this time it's close. You swing around again, and this time, standing there, is the creature himself: the Hodag. He is stout and frog-faced with two large tusk-like canines framing a smile. He has glowing amber eyes and his spines seem to shimmer with delight while gazing upon you. He seems far more mischievous than monstrous. 

"Did I scare you?" The Hodag laughs.

"Haha, yeah, a little," you reply.

"Sorry about that, I'm a bit of a prankster," the Hodag says.

"That's really surprising!" you say.

"I'm surprised you didn't run away screaming," the Hodag replies.

"Well, I'm here because it's been my dream to meet you," you say, your recently pale face now starting to blush. 

"Oh really?" The Hodag says licking his lips. "Well now that you've met me, what do you want to do?"

 

 

 

3D Model by Scritt, Artwork by Scritt